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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

YOU ARE going to be so missed! We're absolutely DEAD serious when we say; we wish you all the best. TO US you are irreplaceable. Goodbye and good luck!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

Deck the halls and raise your glasses to the merriest mix of 100+ holiday cocktails.

’Tis the season to tackle the holiday hustle and bustle. This book is your secret weapon for sleigh-ing holiday stress, whether it's from in-laws dropping by unannounced, navigating packed shopping malls, or managing the chaotic countdown to Christmas. These beverages are designed to pair perfectly with every merry—and not-so-merry—moment the holidays throw your way. We’re talking drinks for when you’re flying solo with Love Actually on repeat in your coziest PJs, and cocktails that’ll outshine the overpriced champagne at your friend’s posh holiday party. Need something to make opening socks from your office Secret Santa slightly less soul-crushing There’s a drink for that. Searching for the willpower to help you survive Grandma’s annual “why aren’t you married yet” interrogation We’ve got you covered. Each recipe is a merry mix of festive flavors and cheeky charm, perfect for turning holiday headaches into ho-ho-ho's.

Shake off the yuletide yikes with:

• Nog Yourself Out
• Pour Some Mulling on Me
• Butter Late than Sober
• Martini, Naughty and Stirred
• Gin-gle All the Way
• All I Want for Christmas Is a Negroni

Forget the endless gift-wrapping sessions, the passive-aggressive family group chats, and the atrocity that is fruitcake. It’s time to let your Christmas sparkle. Add some spirit to your holidays—here’s to surviving the season!

The Ziggy Accessory Bundle is the ultimate compact essentials kit for handbags, thoughtfully designed to keep your daily routine effortlessly organised. This curated set combines four functional accessories into one stylish bundle - secured with a Caribou clip to keep everything neatly in place. Inside, you’ll find the Skittle Sunglass Case, crafted from soft vegan leather with a plush suede lining and finished with a keyring clasp to attach easily to your bag or keys. The Lenny Purse is travel friendly with RFID blocking and features a slim, compact silhouette that’s perfect for storing coins, cards, or small essentials. The bundle also includes a sleek Iris Wristlet for hands-free ease, and a plastic phone converter clip to keep your tech adaptable on the go. Whether you're running errands, heading to brunch, or packing light for a weekend getaway, the Ziggy Accessory Bundle offers everything you need in one travel-friendly kit.Â

The Ziggy Silver Accessory Bundle is the ultimate compact essentials kit for handbags, thoughtfully designed to keep your daily routine effortlessly organised. This curated set combines four functional accessories into one stylish bundle - secured with a Caribou clip to keep everything neatly in place. Inside, you’ll find the Skittle Sunglass Case, crafted from soft vegan leather with a plush suede lining and finished with a keyring clasp to attach easily to your bag or keys. The Lenny Purse is travel friendly with RFID blocking and features a slim, compact silhouette that’s perfect for storing coins, cards, or small essentials. The bundle also includes a sleek Iris Wristlet for hands-free ease, and a plastic phone converter clip to keep your tech adaptable on the go. Whether you're running errands, heading to brunch, or packing light for a weekend getaway, the Ziggy Silver Accessory Bundle offers everything you need in one travel-friendly kit.Â

The Bags you love, now with a Zip to keep it all in.

Great for swimming lessons, market shopping, sports gear, overnight stays, or an extra travel bag

Size: 62cm Wide 42cm High

Soft Woven Shoulder and Hand Straps sewn down sides for extra strength

Handy Internal Pocket 25cm Wide 20cm High

Light Durable Recycled Plastic (RPET), new Matte Finish

Folds to A4 Size

The Bags you love, now with a Zip to keep it all in.

Great for swimming lessons, market shopping, sports gear, overnight stays, or an extra travel bag

Size: 62cm Wide 42cm High

Soft Woven Shoulder and Hand Straps sewn down sides for extra strength

Handy Internal Pocket 25cm Wide 20cm High

Light Durable Recycled Plastic (RPET), new Matte Finish

Folds to A4 Size

The Bags you love, now with a Zip to keep it all in.

Great for swimming lessons, market shopping, sports gear, overnight stays, or an extra travel bag

Size: 62cm Wide 42cm High

Soft Woven Shoulder and Hand Straps sewn down sides for extra strength

Handy Internal Pocket 25cm Wide 20cm High

Light Durable Recycled Plastic (RPET), new Matte Finish

Folds to A4 Size

The Bags you love, now with a Zip to keep it all in.

Great for swimming lessons, market shopping, sports gear, overnight stays, or an extra travel bag

Size: 62cm Wide 42cm High

Soft Woven Shoulder and Hand Straps sewn down sides for extra strength

Handy Internal Pocket 25cm Wide 20cm High

Light Durable Recycled Plastic (RPET), new Matte Finish

Folds to A4 Size

The Bags you love, now with a Zip to keep it all in.

Great for swimming lessons, market shopping, sports gear, overnight stays, or an extra travel bag

Size: 62cm Wide 42cm High

Soft Woven Shoulder and Hand Straps sewn down sides for extra strength

Handy Internal Pocket 25cm Wide 20cm High

Light Durable Recycled Plastic (RPET), new Matte Finish

Folds to A4 Size

The Bags you love, now with a Zip to keep it all in.

Great for swimming lessons, market shopping, sports gear, overnight stays, or an extra travel bag

Size: 62cm Wide 42cm High

Soft Woven Shoulder and Hand Straps sewn down sides for extra strength

Handy Internal Pocket 25cm Wide 20cm High

Light Durable Recycled Plastic (RPET), new Matte Finish

Folds to A4 Size

Handy Zip Pouch - Great for Wet Bathers/Goggles etc, Nappy Change Bits, Kids Activities, Documents

Size: 40cm Wide 28cm High

Soft Woven wrist strap

Light Durable RECYCLED Plastic RPET

Handy Zip Pouch - Great for Wet Bathers/Goggles etc, Nappy Change Bits, Kids Activities, Documents

Size: 40cm Wide 28cm High

Soft Woven wrist strap

Light Durable RECYCLED Plastic RPET

Handy Zip Pouch - Great for Wet Bathers/Goggles etc, Nappy Change Bits, Kids Activities, Documents

Size: 40cm Wide 28cm High

Soft Woven wrist strap

Light Durable RECYCLED Plastic RPET

The Morgan & Taylor Zoya Fascinator in Black is a classic fascinator with elegant touches across the crown. The traditional shape is balanced with a strong colour to create a modern twist on a statement look. The fitted headband ensures comfortable wear for an all-day fit.
Height: 30cm
Depth: 21cm
Width: 27cm
Total height (including headband): 24cm
Classic fascinator style with fitted headband
One size

11 MINI MASTERCHEF DISHES: Collect and create 11 realistic MasterChef dishes.

CREATE: Each capsule is packed with Mini MasterChef ingredients and accessories to create 11 MasterChef dishes.

SETS IN SECONDS: With LED UV curing resin. Use the UV LED toque to speed up drying time!

MASTERCHEF: The clock is ticking down and it’s time to plate up. Will you win the title of MasterChef?

REAL RECIPE: Once you've made your Mini MasterChef dish, follow the recipe to make the real version!

Suitable for ages 6+

Articulated Movement: The Robo Alive Great White Shark moves just like a real-life shark perfect for pranking your friends and family!
Light Up Eyes: Watch this Shark's eyes glow red in water, as the Great White Shark stalks its next victim.
Water Activated: Watch the Robo Alive Great White Shark come to life in water with ZURU’s advanced water activated technology!
Prank Your Friends: Watch your friends shock and surprise when they see the Robo Alive Great White Shark swimming through the water! They won't believe their eyes.
Suitable for ages 3 and up.

The X-Shot Excel Ranger X8 Blaster is a powerful blaster that can take on targets up to 27m away! With its rotating barrel, it can fire 8 darts in seconds, giving you a rapid-fire advantage over your competitors.

The detachable scope and bolt action priming mechanism allow for precise aiming and shooting, ensuring that your shots hit their mark every time. The blaster comes with 24 Air Pocket Technology darts, which provide further, faster, and more accurate blasts. Intimidate your opponents and dominate the battlefield with the X-Shot Excel Ranger X8 Blaster!

Suitable for ages: 8+ years.

Get ready to rule your summer water battles with the XSHOT Fast Fill motorized blaster! This compact water soaker packs a punch with its built-in blasting action. Refill in just 1 second thanks to Fast-Fill tech.

With a 1100ml capacity, you’ll spend more time soaking and less time refilling. Blast water up to 29 feet and keep the fun going with the rechargeable battery. It’s time to drench your opponents and reign supreme in the ultimate water fight!

Suitable for ages 8 and up.

This pack comes with 4 Blasters to share the fun with everyone for the biggest water battles ever! XSHOT Nano Fast-Fill allows you to refill your blaster in just 1 second and get back to the water blaster action long before your opponents. Just dunk, fill and close with rapid sealing technology. Don’t let the Nano Fast-Fill’s size fool you! Small but powerful, it blasts up to 30 feet /9 meters with its 100mL/3.3 fl. Oz. water capacity tank!

Key Features
Summer fun with Fast-Fill Skins
Refill in 1 sec with Nano Fast-Fill
Blasts up to 30 feet with rapid sealing

The X-Shot Fast-Fill Hydro Cannon is here is to blast your opponents out of the water. X-SHOT Fast-Fill allows you to refill your blaster in 1 second and get back to the water blasting action long before your opponents. Just dunk, fill and close with rapid sealing technology. This massive blaster holds 1600ml / 54fl. oz. of water, blasts a whopping 10m / 33ft. and comes with a shoulder strap to assist in the blasting action.

Gear up for the ultimate water battle with the ZURU X-Shot Fast-Fill Skins Junior Blaster! This high-performance water blaster lets you reload in just 1 second, so you can dive back into the action faster than ever. With its innovative Skins design and powerful blasting action, this is the perfect weapon for summer water fights.