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Box: 58 x 76 x 35 mm | Cards: 46 x 64mm | Boxed set of 56 blunt af oracle cards plus instructions

Need a break from toxic positivity? Not vibing with the whole love and light angel card shitshow? Ready for a blunt appraisal? When life is completely fucked-up and continually deals you bullshit, shift your little pity party and face your demons!

Draw Your Flaw oracle cards are life’s karmic payback. Use them to peer into the dark side of life and access hidden demons and sharp truths.

This version comes with a swanky green and ivory box design.

HOW TO USE
1. Shuffle.
2. Hold the whole pack for a moment.
3. Choose a card or chuck them in the air to see what shit you’re in for today.

Life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who also doesn’t give a shit about anything, but at the same time cares too much about everything.

Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.

Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe

When I get to work I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find.

Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.

Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar.

85 x 55 x 30 mm | Peppermint and poppy seeds | Individually wrapped novelty soap

Know a smart arse? This delightful bar will let them buff their ring until it shines like a new brass penny! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliating poppy seeds. This’ll wake ’em up!

For a lush tush, sweet cheeks and buffed buns, this perky peppermint novelty soap is an absolute cracker!

We love aromatherapy, and these soaps are frankly awesome. Fresh, quality, beautifully fragranced. And hilarious, naturally. (OK, so the names are wickedly hilarious, but the fun soap bars themselves are seriously good).

A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product.

Contains no palm oil and is paraben, plastic, artificial perfumes, artificial colours, and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind!

These funny soaps are handmade using traditional and ethical processes in Bellingen, Australia.

Ingredients:
Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Peppermint, Eucalyptus Essential Oil & Poppyseeds.