DEFAMATIONS

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Dear Dad you are a better father than the milkman could have ever been.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

When I get to work I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find.

Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.

Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy Birthday. 21. It's now time to grow the fuck up!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday you big knob!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Comes wth a kraft envelope. Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

Naughty, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday, you prick.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday. Let's face it: in dog years, you'd be dead.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Naughty + 40. Happy Birthday.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

YOU ARE going to be so missed! We're absolutely DEAD serious when we say; we wish you all the best. TO US you are irreplaceable. Goodbye and good luck!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.