DEFAMATIONS

Life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who also doesn’t give a shit about anything, but at the same time cares too much about everything.

Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.

Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe

When I get to work I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find.

Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.

Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.