Gifting

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm

150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar.

Sniff those middle fingers people, because they will smell divine! Luscious lemon and ylang ylang are a heavenly combo – zesty and sweet! A dellightful bar of soap and perfect for tickling your fancy – and everywhere else! This is a great gift – a hilarious pressie and a truly lovely soap bar.

Contains no palm oil, no petrochemicals, no artificial colours, no artificial fragrances, and is paraben and SLS free. Made from all natural ingredients, it is suitable for sensitive skin and not tested on animals. It’s a gag gift that's fun, effective and kind!

These novelty soaps are proudly handmade in Australia.

Ingredients:

Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Lemon & Ylang Ylang Essential Oils

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm

150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar.

Everyone loves a Filthy Scrubber!

Introducing the ultimate soap for a deep clean - the Filthy Scrubber Soap! This soap is specially formulated with activated charcoal, which is a natural detoxifying agent that helps to remove dirt, impurities, and excess oils from your skin. The activated charcoal attracts and binds to dirt and toxins, leaving your skin feeling fresh and clean.

The soap also contains the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, which invigorates your senses and refreshes you. Lime oil is also known for its antibacterial properties, which can help to keep your skin clean and clear. Therefore this soap is perfect for those who need a deep cleanse and a refreshing experience.

Enriched with nourishing ingredients, this fun soap will leave your skin feeling soft, smooth, and moisturized. In addition, the natural oils in this soap will nourish your skin and keep it looking healthy.

FUN, EFFECTIVE AND KIND!
It contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS-free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, it's fun, effective and kind! And it smells amazing! It's perfect for all skin types, including sensitive skin.

Overall, the Filthy Scrubber Soap is a must-have for anyone looking for a deep cleanse and a refreshing experience. With activated charcoal and the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, this lovely fun soap leaves you squeaky clean and filth-free!

Try it today and experience the benefits for yourself! Or give it to your favourite filthy scrubber as a gift.

These novelty soaps are proudly handmade in Australia. The Pommies found them so bloody hilarious that they voted them UK Gift of the Year.

Ingredients:

Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Lime Essential Oil & Activated Charcoal Powder, Poppy Seed.

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm

150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar.

This wildly inappropriate gift soap will sort those sweaty balls out! In fact, once you start using this, you’ll be nuts about it! And this fruity bar of freshness smells divine!

A funny gift for the man in your life, but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Guaranteed to elicit wicked giggles, they will also cleanse and nourish all his important body bits.

Contains no palm oil, no petrochemicals, no artificial colours, no artificial fragrances, and is paraben and SLS free. Made from all natural ingredients, it is suitable for sensitive skin and not tested on animals. It’s a gag gift that's fun, effective and kind!

These novelty soaps are proudly handmade in Australia and they are absolutely so bloody hilarious they were voted UK Gift of the Year.

Ingredients:

Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Lemongrass, Lemon & May Chang Essential Oils

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Sometimes you can't help yourself. You see or hear something so silly, so absurd, so, well, dumb that it causes you to shake your head in wonder that the culprit has a licence to do anything. In short, stupidity reveals your inner vixen. There's nothing better than laughing at the foolishness of others. Care factor Zero gives you 24 reckless messages so ludicrous; you'll laugh, cry and snort all at the same time.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Crows can't stop saying it. It's arguably the world's most used rude word. It's everybody's second favourite F word after Friday. It expresses delight, frustration, disbelief, surprise and happiness. So, if you don't want to be a total fuck-up this is your chance to stay at home and learn to use the word fuck. So when someone asks you, "What the fuck does that mean?" You don't have to answer, "I don't fucking know." Farrrk!!!

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.